Shmable

Shmable is an elderly woman with completely natural flaming red locks, sings high pitched opera in church choir every Sunday morn, has a medusa for a piercing, and dines on Taco Bell EVERY evening. Always regular nachos with cheese and sour cream. Carries LARGE oversized Lucky brand handbags. Smokes American Spirits because it's the cool thing to do.

Side note: ANIMAL LOVER.

Is that your natural hair color? Yes, that's shmable. DATING.

by Joshewrynnnn September 6, 2010

Shmable

The best cheese of all the cheeses, the cheese for posh people.

How about some shmable on your crumpets m’ dear?

by Shuke March 4, 2019

shmable dazzle

the thing that hides under your bed at night

The oggie boogie man is scared of the shmable dazzle under his bed

by woop woop potatoes are awesome October 9, 2023

my life is in shambles

My life is not on track

I am stressed out,my life is in shambles.

by Mcfrizzel December 19, 2016

Shmuble

Mix between a mumble and a shout.
Incomprehensible human English.

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble because you can't understand what he's saying.

Shmuble: These two gentlemen are literally shmubling at this point.

by Blaze1639 June 7, 2016

shmuble

when a retard is shouting, but it still sounds like a mumble, because you can't understand what he is saying

he was talking in a shmuble while arguing with his dad

by GreenTeaTheMeme June 13, 2016

absolute shambles

British slang meaning nonsense, hogwash, etc.

The Leicester City FC soccer player, Jamie Vardy, considered the fact that the team's manager got fired after a loss as absolute shambles.

by Light_Soul March 26, 2017