by - December 21, 2004
This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.
*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate
by Westfields Long Shlonger April 23, 2018
The hulk shlong is also known as the Hulk's penis it is as big as 3 football fields or in other words 300 yards. The Hulk Shlong is a force not to be reckon with.
Hey look thats as Big as Hulk Shlo... Shh!! Dont say that it will get you.
How many Hulk Shlongs does it take to fill up a football field. Only 1 because there is only one.
How many Hulk Shlongs does it take to fill up a football field. Only 1 because there is only one.
by Jared FatFace February 4, 2009
A shlong master is a pimp with a huge dick that is found in the depths of mexico. He finds little children and turns them into whores. The shlong masters name is usually diego.
by Diego Parra (me mexican) May 3, 2008
by The Guru Turtle March 1, 2006
Its a massive absolute gauge of a monster it can take anything anytime and dosnt need viagra to get absolutely huge the huge shlong has a mind of its own and dosnt cater much to the shy type
by Nespa 332 March 18, 2022
Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.
by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008