A shlong master is a pimp with a huge dick that is found in the depths of mexico. He finds little children and turns them into whores. The shlong masters name is usually diego.
1)gawd the shlong masters shlong is so big.
2)Shlong master turned me into a whore
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someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.
Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.
by Joey Rockwell May 24, 2008
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