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by mattyrrsampson November 30, 2004
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Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.
Sitting in once place for many hours playing games and eating junk food.
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Get the Shlomp mug.Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.
2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
by HoldenTits October 25, 2010
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