shizmecht

to shit, vomit and piss oneself, all within 7 seconds, for a defensive purpose only.

"did you see that guy? he used the shizmecht principle and totally scared off those creeps!"

by Doinky's Carcus November 8, 2012

shittechtard

n., Someone who chronichly has technology problems and bothers you about it all the time.

My girlfriend is such a shittechtard she can't operate a mac.

by dan nm August 15, 2007