shitbombed
The most drunk you can possibly get withour dying. Being shitbombed surpasses being wasted, trashed, honked, housed, crunk, etc. At this level of inebriation, many things can happen, including but not limited to the following: leaving your credit card at the bar, making out with bartenders, making out with the homeless guy outside the bar, breaking furniture, taking your shirt off at the pizza place where you are buying an entire pizza to eat alone, waking up in only stilettos on the living room floor, finding an empty tub of guacamole with a spoon in it the next morning, etc.
She got so shitbombed last night that she woke up still drunk in only a tennis skirt in a puddle of her own pee with a Skippy jar full of jungle juice next to her bed and then puked nine times throughout the day at work.
shitbombed by FabsDC December 24, 2004
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Shitbombing
Putting feces in an almost empty shampoo bottle, add water or urine. Shake the bottle and spray it on your victim.
Mostly done in prison
Mostly done in prison
On the bars I could see a brown substance which were the remains of fellow prisoners shitbombing each other.
Shitbombing by Prison Kikel May 13, 2009
A-Town Shitbomb
When a girl is sitting on a guys lap and he goes to hug her, but squeezes so hard that it makes her shit her pants.
A-Town Shitbomb by 907Angelica February 3, 2009
Shitbomb
A: i took a shitbomb last night!
B: Oh dude how big was it?
A: Effing huge an andaconda!
B: Thats definately a shitbomb
B: Oh dude how big was it?
A: Effing huge an andaconda!
B: Thats definately a shitbomb
Shitbomb by Beastly beast jf March 15, 2009
Shitbomb
An extremely unpopular topic brought up at the end of a (usually long and boring) meeting that requires a lot of work from everyone present. The worst ones are "drive-by shitbombs," where someone pokes their head in, "throws the shitbomb," and leaves.
At the end of another long and boring business meeting, Joe drops a shitbomb and mentions the manditory Employee Conduct workshop that will be held next week, resulting in anguish among his fellow co-workers
Shitbomb by B_playa005 April 2, 2009
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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hobo loko
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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