dirty shiv

See shiv but smeared in animal feces. That way, if the initial stab is insufficient, the wound gets horribly infected

"That bitch stole my pancake, get me my dirty shiv!"

by TwelvePercent November 28, 2015

shiv tickling

The act of unapologetically poking at someones youngest arm wart to achieve maximum power.

If I want to get that promotion I seriously need to get my shiv tickling shoes on.

by the big lezbian June 1, 2017

the shiv effect

When you say anything funny in any form, shape, or way and then an unfunny kid tries to copy you and it becomes unfunny after that because they're obnoxious and stupid

steven: I hop out with a stick i hop out with a gun, finish the lyrics!
shiv: LOL
steven: *tries to hold in laughter*
sylus: BWAHAHAHA

-later that day-

shiv: I hop out with a stick i hop out with a gun, finish the lyrics!
Everyone: thats not funny why would you ever say that im never gonna laugh or use that joke again
Unknown kid: Thats the shiv effect for you!

by rx3ynn April 29, 2023

Shiv Modley and Billy Cleary

Shiv Modley and Billy Cleary are silly moderators with negative mates. They vape all together and suck their vapes and dicks at the same time. Billy's favourite flavour is the entire Mcdonald's and KFC menu while Shiv's favourite Is chicken curry and watermelon purple kool-aid. Another vape buddy is nicholas cannane, who vapes more than 30000 puffs a sec. He has the world record of most vapes used in a single day, with him breaking the previous by over 10000.

Shiv Modley and Billy at the same time: Lets suck each others vapes and dicks at the same time
Nick: Can I join in pls?

Shiv: Fuck off
Billy: Sure my senpai

Shiv Modley and Billy Cleary are silly moderators with negative mates. They vape all together and suck their vapes and dicks at the same time. Billy's favourite flavour is the entire Mcdonald's and KFC menu while Shiv's favourite Is chicken curry and watermelon purple kool-aid. Another vape buddy is nicholas cannane, who vapes more than 30000 puffs a sec. He has the world record of most vapes used in a single day, with him breaking the previous by over 10000.

by Big Black Monkey Balls November 6, 2023

shiv shiv

bitch; you're awful (in faux british accent)

you're such a shiv shiv

by ncjsioancosw January 29, 2021

Dancing Shiv

The best way to humiliate an opp, especially when wearing an orange hat and teabagging

'That guy just got dirtily dancing shived! What a fucking bitch!'

by Topshiver April 14, 2021

St. Shivvings Day

St. Shivvings Day is celebrated on July 31st and is to honor St. Shivvings - the guardian and protector of Kingsmere. He defended the realm with two long thin knives blessed by the old gods.

Happy St. Shivvings Day - do you have your kebobs ready for the feast tonight?

by tikikenny August 6, 2023