shitty band 

people who suck ass, musically and form a group. thus, combining their non existent abilities for numerous reasons.

Jimmy: "yo man, i am making this HXC band, want to join?"

Mattie: "chyea man thats X-CORE!!! but i don't play any instruments"

Jimmy: "it doesn't matter man, neither do i. it cant be hard though. if you cant play an intrument you could just yell into a microphone."

Mattie: "yea man good thinking. and we will play shows and people will like us."

at show dude1: does this shit even follow a beat?

dude2: no.. it doesn't, why did i pay to see this:S

dude1: LOL man, that guy is wearing chick pants!

dude2: shit balls thats funny, look at him he looks so funny trying to be HXC.

dude1: yea dude, this is a shitty band

shitty band by purgethefall March 10, 2008

shitty shitty band band

Any band that you feel makes noise and not music.

Dom: Wheres other Dom and Joe?

Jason: Theyve gone to that gig to see shitty shitty band band

shitty shitty band band by Jasandy Dunkirk March 13, 2009

Edward Shittyhands

An individual who doesn't wash their hands after defecating (taking a shit).

Worker 1: Did you see Nolan leave the shitter and go straight out the door without washing his hands. How disgusting.

Worker 2: Yup, he's a real Edward Shittyhands.

Edward Shittyhands by TheMasterOfPuppets May 13, 2026

Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit 

A Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit is a person with disposable cash and means of hiding their identity who spends their free time pelting homeless people with spare change.

"Hello sir, can you spare a...OUCH!" said the man, whose bad luck and tattered clothes only served to compound the shame of being struck yet again by the local Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit.

Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit by JoeStentorian November 2, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019