shitty band

people who suck ass, musically and form a group. thus, combining their non existent abilities for numerous reasons.

Jimmy: "yo man, i am making this HXC band, want to join?"

Mattie: "chyea man thats X-CORE!!! but i don't play any instruments"

Jimmy: "it doesn't matter man, neither do i. it cant be hard though. if you cant play an intrument you could just yell into a microphone."

Mattie: "yea man good thinking. and we will play shows and people will like us."

at show dude1: does this shit even follow a beat?

dude2: no.. it doesn't, why did i pay to see this:S

dude1: LOL man, that guy is wearing chick pants!

dude2: shit balls thats funny, look at him he looks so funny trying to be HXC.

dude1: yea dude, this is a shitty band

shitty band by purgethefall March 10, 2008

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shitty shitty band band

Any band that you feel makes noise and not music.

Dom: Wheres other Dom and Joe?

Jason: Theyve gone to that gig to see shitty shitty band band

shitty shitty band band by Jasandy Dunkirk March 13, 2009

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Edward Shittyhands

An individual who doesn't wash their hands after defecating (taking a shit).

Worker 1: Did you see Nolan leave the shitter and go straight out the door without washing his hands. How disgusting.

Worker 2: Yup, he's a real Edward Shittyhands.

Edward Shittyhands by TheMasterOfPuppets May 13, 2026

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Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit

A Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit is a person with disposable cash and means of hiding their identity who spends their free time pelting homeless people with spare change.

"Hello sir, can you spare a...OUCH!" said the man, whose bad luck and tattered clothes only served to compound the shame of being struck yet again by the local Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit.

Shifty Shekel Pebble Bandit by JoeStentorian November 2, 2023

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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