shitstol whip

(v): the act of filling a thin, preferably polyester or rayon dress sock with diarrhea and smacking someone across the face with it leaving behind a brown stain and droplets of liquid fecal matter. Similar to pistol-whipping, but doing so with a sock full of diarrhea.

Damn, I know Eric was a dick last night, but Jen's shitstol whip this morning was still out of line!

shitstol whip by Austin Pealy October 12, 2016