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shitnutts

this is when your banging a chick so hard in the ass you balls get stuck in her asshole
Dude the other night i was bangin my girlfreind and when we got dont i noticed my balls were stuck in her ass i got shitnutts
by 13jluck July 31, 2009
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shitnotist

noun: an expert in the art of bullshitting. they are so effective at selling bullshit one would think shitnotists are capable of hypnosis. the word is a combination of "bullshit" and "hypnotist"
Ricky is one hell of a shitnotist! Cops believe anything he says, it's like he hypnotizes them first.

The political system is chock-full of shitnotists. See election debates, national party conventions, and press conferences for confirmation.

Getting shitnotized by the shitnotist again!

It's pronounced "shit-na-tist" NOT "shit-not-ist", you fucking moron.
by Mr Lahey January 5, 2014
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shiznuts

1. An interjection used to say something you have earned, lost, forgotten, completed, etc.
2. Funny word that takes the place of "shit." Usually makes other people laugh, and also is legit to use in school.
Oh shiznuts I forgot to get my history book from my locker!
by ltsMeexD January 12, 2009
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shitbutt

shitbutt is this cat that had turds all stuck to its ass. we were hanging out at my friends apartment when all of a sudden we noticed that shitbutt had infiltrated the perimeter. we have no idea how shitbutt got in the house but it was walking around with poops attached to its ass. we finally booted it out.

the next day we were watching tv and a cat came on the tv and was like meow meow and we were like weird. then it kept going after the cat on tv was off tv so we were like wtf? so my friend walked into his roomates room to find that sometime in the night, shitbutt had snuck back into their apartment and crashed on the bed, thus spreading his shitass all over.
who let shitbutt in the house!

gross, get that shitbutt away from me.

dude, is shitbutt your cat?
by hoboman September 12, 2003
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ShitCutest

the cutest shit aka @ShitCutest is a whole definition of tastelessness
ShitCutest: Copy Cat is Melanie's best song
Normal oomfs: ew he's so tasteless
by фермаовочей October 20, 2020
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shit nutts

it's what you get from anal sex with a chick who needs to take a dump!!
i was fuckin this chick in the poo shute,and she gave me,shit nutts!
by Quiggley sinner February 7, 2009
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shnutts

I'm gonna kick you in the Shnutts.
by slsawyer December 9, 2007
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