The act of defecating into a bag then turning the bag inside out and proceeding to hold the shit through the bag and apply it to the hood and windshield of a vehicle as if applying car wax or in a "wax on" fashion. These leaves a paper thin dried layer of feces on the vehicle witch requires vigorous scrubbing to remove. Those who have indulged in this act insist the best part is watching the victim attempted to clean the mess leaf behind
(Early mourning at the meeting place)
Chris: hahahahaha
Mike: what the fuck is so funny?
Chris: last night me and pat shit waxed some asshole's bmw and this mourning I saw him trying to spray it off with his garden hose!
Mike: hahah that will never work
Chris: ahhh I love a good shit wax
Mike: you brothas are fucking sick!
Chris: hahahahaha
Mike: what the fuck is so funny?
Chris: last night me and pat shit waxed some asshole's bmw and this mourning I saw him trying to spray it off with his garden hose!
Mike: hahah that will never work
Chris: ahhh I love a good shit wax
Mike: you brothas are fucking sick!
by fat sum March 18, 2008
I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck
by Uncletoad May 21, 2024
I took my first dump in my new house and I had a clean wipe! Friends reply, a Wax Shit! That's awesome, it means good luck!
by Uncletoad May 21, 2024
The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.
Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!
by wellhungdrywall March 21, 2009