shit to floor 

hung like a grand national winner, big penis

cod fisherman with shit to floor

shit to floor by robunda April 22, 2006

To shit on the floor 

Slang verb, to procrastinate in an aggressively unproductive manner.

Person A: What have you been doing? Weren't you meant to be finishing your assignments?
Person B: Well I've been trying but I've only managed to shit on the floor for the past 3 hours.

To shit on the floor by Tjimå February 28, 2022