shit pan

Kitchen jargon: The receptacle used to filter dirty grease out of a commercial deep fryer. Or any food waste receptacle connected to a piece of cooking equipment, such as the grease tray on a George Forman grill

"Before you punch out for the day I need you to change the shit pan."

by num1shinfan July 31, 2012

Shit in a pan stan

A devastating insult that will absolutely devastate the person that you use it against.

Bully: Your a stupid nerd!
Kid: At least I'm not a shit in a pan Stan!
*Crowd goes wild*

by The Unknown Thinker March 10, 2020

Peter pan dat shit

An alternative statement to establish that you're going HAM. This phrase is used to refer to multiple levels of going hard, and plays on the Disney character's technique of "thinking happy thoughts". Once said person has declared they are "Peter panning dat shit" they must follow through with the action. The segment of the phrase "dat shit" refers to the action and can be established in context by the said person.

"Dude I'm feeling sick, I can't go out tonight."
"Just peter pan dat shit."

"So there's this girl at my work, she's super hot.."
"Bro, you can peter pan dat shit."

"I have a final due online tomorrow by midnight.."
"Well, you better peter pan dat shit."

by Sabribri November 13, 2012

Shit-Pants Drunk

When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.

Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.

by A Delightful July 1, 2011

Shit Pants

One who is farting and doing a great job of stinking out the entire area he occupies.

Hey, Shit Pants, go take a crap before your kill us all.

by construction guy July 17, 2009

Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.

Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."

by GregOwens May 5, 2013

shit pang

That feeling you get in the nether regions when you feel the need to take a crap. Could be a clenching of the sphincter, or a gurgling of the bowels.

If you don't get to a restroom when you feel the shit pang coming on, you'll be backed up for the rest of the day. Alternatively, "I just felt a shit pang, gotta go drop the kids off at the pool.

by notsidneypoitier October 7, 2009