shit moustache 

A shit moustache is the process of wiping ones finger between their sweaty ass cheeks and rubbing quickly and precisly under the moustache area

Before the stupid prick realised i had landed a beauty of a shit moustache right on his chops
mmmmmm finger licking good!!!!!

shit moustache by Bread stick April 29, 2007

shit-moustache 

inserting one's finger deep into their anus, then proceeding to wipe it on an unsuspecting victims top lip.

whilst fingering his ringer, colin knew that it was time to get his aunty with the 'shit-moustache'

the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache

shit-moustache by brewlio May 11, 2007

Chicken Shit Mustache 

A mustache, usually grown by a man, that contains only a few long hairs. These are typical seen on Asians or white trash. The mustache is seemingly "scared" to grow out fully.

Look at that fucking Asian and his Chicken Shit Mustache!

Chicken Shit Mustache by OA Tits September 5, 2011