shit miss

A shit miss is when an osu player of considerable skill level makes an easy mistake.

I can't believe I shit missed on such an easy beatmap.

by Fnt101 January 20, 2022

shit-or-miss

The inconsistent, unpredictable quality of the shitting experience at roadside gas stations and highway rest stops.

Every person will encounter a broad spectrum in their lifetime, from the sparkling clean place that smells good, to the dark, musty smelling place with a pair of shitty underwear on the floor, a few gay sex propositions scribbled on the wall and a paper towel dispenser that hasn't been refilled since the Reagan administration.

The outdoor appearance of the building doesn't always reflect what the restroom will look like. Even if a bathroom has a good reputation, that can all change with one truck driver in a matter of seconds. It's 100% unpredictable, it's shit-or-miss.

Rod: "Okay, take this next exit, I am about to shit my pants."
Richard: "Okay Rod sure thing."
Rod: "Hurry up Richard, my stomach is really bubblin'."
Richard: "Okay Rod, what'll it be, the Shell station, or the Texaco?"
Rod: "Which one looks the cleanest?"
Richard: "The Shell station does, but you never know Rod, situations like this are shit-or-miss."
Rod: "Just hurry up asshole."

by John Planet July 21, 2009

Miss me with that gay shit

When someone comes up to you, does some gay shit and you call them out.

Person of same gender: hey Cutie you’ve got a nice ass
Me: I think the fuck not, miss me with that gay shit.

by Alyssie June 10, 2018

Miss me with that gay shit

The backup technique that is used when no homo doesn't work

Person of same gender (assuming they're a guy): Grabs dick
You: No homo
Same person: Grabs harder
You: Takes out pistol, Miss me with that gay shit

by TenDayHero December 19, 2018

Miss me with that gay shit

A meme where someone doesn't wanna do something cuz it might look gay.

I don't donate blood. I don't want my blood in someone else's boner.
Miss me with that gay shit.

by DarthKieduss September 18, 2019

Miss me with that gay shit

When a nigga do something gay as hell but you not tryna be gay.

Gay nigga: COCKadoodledooo
Me: Miss me with that gay shit nigga.

by Tiznadete October 31, 2017

Miss me with that gay shit

What you say when mother fuckers saying shit that getting gay as he'll and you ain't tryna be gay an shit

Ryan: did you watch that episode of my little pony last night it was lit

Johnny: What the fuck dude miss me with that gay shit mother fucker

by Mismewitdatgayshit987 October 30, 2016