shit lip

Is a person who has a thin mustache on his upper lip looking somewhat like a dirty sanchez.

Marcel has a REALLY bad shit lip.

by vickie June 08, 2004

shit lip

(verb) the act of putting fecal turd matter on one's finger while friends are getting victom to smile. Once victim is smiling the shit lipper wipes the turd matter on the victim's teeth.

Dave totally gave me a "shit lip" in the locker room. I need to get this shit off my teeth.

by Chad Morrison August 08, 2006

shit lip

a shit lip is a person with a dodgy lip. it may be very spotty or swolen up. or you may have a desease called poloitus

sam: wow tom jowit has a right shit lip
denny:yeah i know hes just like mr parkinson
sam:what a cunt

by samuelhughes June 28, 2009

Shit Lips

A jive talk'n person who continuously talks crap and has to over compensate for there severe lack of personality by constantly streaming verbal bullshit to all those they meet, this person has "Shit Lips"

"My boss told me i was going to get a raise and promotion this year" This guy has total "Shit Lips"

by Richard Rogers March 22, 2008

shit lips

1) Affectionate term for a fuck buddy who gives good rimjobs

2) 24 hour dial up service provider for poor college girls to earn money by licking ass.

1) "do we get to meet your new girlfriend tonight"
"yeah she'll be here in a minute, I can't wait, she gives good rimjobs. There she is... HEY SHIT LIPS, OVER HERE!!"

2) Courtney: so I got this new job, licking ass, I work from home and I love it! Am I bad coz I like the taste of guys ass sweat?
Mike, Andreas, Tommy and Drew (in unison): YOU FUCKING SLUT! SUCK US ALL OFF, SHIT LIPS!!!

by skumliterati March 11, 2015

shit lips

1.) someone who talks out of their ass and always thinks they are right.

2.) a person with self-esteem so low that they have to talk shit on everyone else so they can feel better about themselves.

3.) my housemate

1. (friend 1) - man, do you smell that?

(friend 2) - (sniff sniff) yeah, smells like shit lips

2. (guy 1) - dude, mikey is such a bastard. why does he always smack talk me when i'm around?

(guy 2) - he can't help it man, he's got shit lips. it's his nature to be an asshole.

(guy 1) - i thought i smelled ass cheese.

by kiss me arse August 06, 2008

Shit Lips

1) The act of getting fucked in the ass and then giving a blow job.

2) Eating out an asshole.

Damn, Taylor is a real Shit Lips!

by lolllllllllllllll August 03, 2007