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shit cloud 

when you mow the lawn and you run over a pile of very dry dog shit you end up walking right through the essence of shit in this reekish puff
man yesterday i was cutting the grass for old Ms. Leanne and she definitely hasn't scooped in a while, there were shit clouds all over the place!
shit cloud by rghytc May 14, 2009
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Shit cloud 

When someone farts and the stink stays with them from room to room.
Mike let one go about 20 minutes ago, but he's still carrying around a shit cloud...
Shit cloud by MacJazzle June 8, 2015

Geneva Shitcloud 

Slang (Obsc.) - An extremely high pressure, loud type of fart which was supposedly banned under the terms of the Geneva convention, owing to the fact that it is so powerful, that it leaks out of your trouser leg and can destroy anything within a 5 mile radius of where you were standing when you dropped it.

Supposedly has the effect of a large green 8 mile high mushroom on the horizon, which is how you spot when someone left one behind.

Classed as a Category 1A Biological Weapon.
"Man, you wanna stop leaving those Geneva Shitcloud's behind, or you gonna get the ATF on your a*se!"
Geneva Shitcloud by Charles Faulkner November 15, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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