shit cake

A dried layer of feces remaining on one's ass.

You nasty little shit cake!

by Nate January 19, 2004

shit cake

a piece of shit baked on ones ass.

Yestarday we made some tasty shit cakes!

by Zeebes June 18, 2006

shit-cakes

When something does not go the way you wanted.

"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"

by Pete89 June 25, 2007

Shit Cake

The act of taking a dump then jerking your jizz on top to ice it like a cake.

Big-Red went into the toilet to take a shit, the guests were then escorted into the bathroom to see the lovely shit cake he made.

by Fagabeefy January 16, 2010

shit cakes

my mothers cakes

"mom this cake tastes like shit!!!!"

by keenan April 08, 2004

Shit cakes

When you poop on a girls tits and pound it with your dick so it looks like a cake.

Hank:I gave Jenny some shit cakes last night.

Jeff:Shit dude, me to!

by magoo112 November 16, 2009

Piece of Shit Cake

A Piece of Shit Cake is usually used as an insult to refer to a bastardized individual whom has caused you great inconvenience, grief, heart ache, murderous thoughts, and other various nasties.

Person 1: That dude slept with my girlfriend! YOU PIECE OF SHIT CAKE!

by Leto172010 June 04, 2010