shit blocked 

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.

I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!

shit blocked by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009

shit blocked 

Taking an awful shit in the bathroom so that nobody is able to have sex in it later. Where there is only two places left in the house to have sex and your boy has you covered on one!

James' ex and some other hot girl where going to go have sex in the bathroom but he thought ahead and shit blocked them earlier.

shit blocked by Jenrette J, December 30, 2006

Shit Blocker 

It's like being a cock blocker, but for when you're trying to take a shit in a public restroom (office, restaurant, school, etc.). You go in there and there is someone in there and they can tell that you want to take a shit, but they stay in there to do their makeup, hair, take and excessively long time to pee or, most commonly, they are trying to wait you out cuz they have to shit too (inevitably resulting in a shit-showdown).

Person 1: man I was just trying to go poo and Jennifer came in and started to do her hair, so I just peed and left.
Person 2: yeah, she's a total shit blocker

Damn I got shitblocked 3 times in a row. I still haven't gone.

Shit Blocker by goontym January 8, 2010

Shitblocker 

(noun) A person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed shit, and may or may not consequently cause you to shit in your pants. May also be used as a verb (shitblock). The person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding - you were speeding because you had to shit so bad. It could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.

Dan was being quite the shitblocker today - I told him I had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn't let me go.

Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.

Shitblocker by yellowLedbetter September 9, 2010

Shitlocked 

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

Shitlocked by Matterhawk February 10, 2010

shitlocked 

Act of smearing your shit on the handle of a door to prevent others from getting to your stash.

He just shitlocked that door!

shitlocked by Zer0Hawk June 16, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020