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Shifting Gears

The act of one man flicking another man's penis with any object besides his hand (to avoid any homosexual accusations), the flick must be brisk and gentle so said man does not get injured. While in the process Man 1 must shout "Shifting Gears!"
Man 0: Bro, you gotta go shift gears...

Man 1: I got it... *proceeds to 'shift gears' on Man 2*...SHIFTING GEARS!

Man 2: You're dumb.
Shifting Gears by Big D_31 September 25, 2009
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Shifting Gears

The sensation associated with peeing after an orgasm. To "shift" the urethra from cum blasting mode to piss mode.
It took Carl a good five minutes standing over the toilet shifting gears after butt ramming Bruce so he could take a piss and wash the poop out of the tip of his dick.
Shifting Gears by Anal Czar September 20, 2010

shifting gears

to give a guy a hand job
dude she loves shifting gears she said to me her after school
shifting gears by Roger S January 17, 2008
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