Also known as shitbridging. for two grown ass niggas to hold both of each others hands and squat down to take a massive shit. This method is most commonly used in places that lack civilization And you don't want your bare ass to touch the nasty bug infested ground. You could also perform a reverse shitBridge together over a toilet if your both in a hurry to take care of business. You may acomplished the reverse shitbridge by locking elbows back to back.
You gotta shit bro? Me too dawg... help a nigga out and let's shitbridge.
A young Rosie cheeked perm haired Shabba Ranks "Mr Loverman" working at a Bridging lender with a WhatsApp full of ladies on tap to sneak into his parents house and a preference for only holidaying in Amsterdam due to its herbal qualities.
I've just had the young shabbridger on the phone. He's instructing the Fireman £10k + VAT.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'