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Shepards pie

A tasty dish made with Meat, (usually hamburger) and veggies in a sauce, topped with garlic mashed potatoes and cheddar cheese. I love when my mom makes shepards pie!
(copied from a real im!)
Brynn: i get shepards pie tonight!
Amber: Ooh! Fun!
Amber: that stuff was good. =P
Brynn: you had it here?
Brynn: i though only jamie had it here
Amber: No, I had it like 3 times.
Brynn: here?
Amber: At yo house...

Shepards Pie

A girl who wipes back to front and leaves crusties (feces and toilet paper)on her menstruating vagina. Abbreviation: Shep
I ate some Shepards Pie last night and it was good.
Shepards Pie by Lincoln McPhersen October 17, 2004

Shepards pie

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest then blowing your load on top of the shit.
Man: babe you want shepards pie tonight?

Woman: yeah baby!
Shepards pie by SlickRick1234 August 27, 2013

Shepards Pie without the Mash 

The aftermath of what you believed to be a humble fart.
1. Peter thought he was clever performing a one cheek bench sneak but didn't feel so fucking clever when he realised he had Shepards Pie without the Mash in his pants.

2. "That fart sounded wet" Steve announced during the Sermon
"Feels wet actually Steve" replied the Vicar, "I do believe I have Shepards Pie without the Mash in my underwear, please excuse me while I clean this shit up"

3. Deidre suddenly became withdrawn & pale. It was clearly obvious she had Shepards Pie without the Mash in her knickers.

4. Dave let out a thunderous bottom belch and grinned insanely, "Shepards Pie without the Mash" he exclaimed

Sheppards Pie 

When you take a shit, pack it into a womens vagina with your dick... Fuck her until you cum, then punch her in the stomach and eat whatever comes out of her vagina.
MMMMmmmm.... Sheppards Pie
Sheppards Pie by Brandon and Eric December 20, 2007

Shepard's Pie 

When a man defecates in a womans mouth and then ejaculates all over her face.
I just took a huge dump in Susans mouth and then I came all over her face. She sure loves Shepard's Pie!
Shepard's Pie by Zipper_Mask September 27, 2010
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