shelf destruct 

Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)

"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"

The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.

shelf destruct by tsamu July 31, 2010

Mr. Self Destruct 

1. A button in most mad scientists' lair that both blows up their crib and causes them to fall to their knees and yell, "NOOOOOOO!" while shaking their fists at the sky in a most hilarious manner.

2. Secondly, and more importantly, A song by Nine Inch Nails that was originally the first song on The Downward Spiral but now has three kickass remixes on Further Down The Spiral.

1. NOOOOOOOOOOO! Why did I even invent that button? Why did I give such a cutesy name and put it in such pain sight?? Damn you Mr. Self Destruct! Boom...

2. boom... boom. boom. (indecipherable whisper)
boom. boom.boom.boom.boomboomboomboomboom
I am the voice inside your head (and i control you). I am the lover in your bed (and i control you). I am the sex that you provide (and i control you). I am the hate you try to hide (and i control you).

Mr. Self Destruct by Fitoflaughter December 9, 2008

Before I Self Destruct 

5th studio album by 50 Cent set to be released 9th February 2009. Features the single "Get Up".

"Before I Self Destruct, Motherfucka," - 50 Cent on exclusive "50 For President" track.

Before I Self Destruct by iconmike2008 December 19, 2008

mr. self destruct 

The mechanical voice inside my head that controls me.

It takes me where I want to go, it gives me all I need to know, it lays me down it uses me up, Mr. Self Destruct

mr. self destruct by TheKoromo-domo March 25, 2013

self destruct 

Verb: to voluntarily destroy oneself, and/or any property under ones control, in order to deny any advantage to ones enemy(ies).

"As the Soviet Army surrounded the Stalingrad bunker, Hitler gave the order to Field Marshall von Paulus to self destruct, which he disobeyed."

self destruct by speedog May 3, 2010

self destruct button 

The name given to a zit on your back that you can't reach to pop, so it irritates the hell out of you.

Can you pop this self destruct button?

self destruct button by O.D. Batt August 20, 2010

self-destruct day 

The evil version of taking a self-care day.

A chance for a depressed person to abandon all commitments and responsibilities to do things that make them feel terrible.

Extra points if you take time off work or miss an inportant deadline.

Person 1: "I haven't seen you since last week, are you okay?"

Person 2: "I just took a self-destruct day. I slept for 14+ hours, then stayed in bed and rewatched episodes of the US office and ate so much food I couldn't move."

Person 1: "Bro, you need to go back to therapy."

self-destruct day by psykotisk December 4, 2021