Sleep sandwiching is a form of sleep walking involving the making of a sandwich. It is most commonly a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The afflicted
will have no memory of the event come morning. They
may also seem slightly dazed or confused.
WARNING: Do not attempt to wake the afflicted individual. As with any form of sleep walking, it can be highly dangerous and traumatic to do so. Sleep sandwichers
will often be extremely defensive of their sandwich and the waker
may be putting themselves in harms
way.
Possible side effects of sleep sandwiching include greater variation in weight, morning grogginess, increased reports of hauntings, and very very confused housemates, who do not understand how the peanut
butter ended up in the bathroom.