When you order hookers to your days inn hotel room only to be told that they cant touch your penis without a sheet over it. Like a penis dressed up like a ghost. Still worth it.
"Hey Joe did you get head from that girl?" "Nah only a sheet job" "LUCKY!"
"Hey guys sorry im in such a bad mood, my wife gave me another sheet job again last night!"
Tony: Dude, how did it goin the bedroom with the girl from the bar?
Mav: It started pretty well, she told me to go get a condom and when I came back she was fast asleep
Tony: So she gave you a sleep job.