the definition of sheen is the human form of lucifer. sheen is only reffered to as a creature so feared and hated that rumor has it he climbed out of the deepest circles of hell to be among us. one who is "sheenlike" 's name is not spoken aloud, for fear of being smited down and/or pummeled into oblivion. whatever you do, always be on the lookout for sheen, because a sheen will definitely fuck your day up. and possibly your whole life. probably your whole life. just by existing, actually...just his presence is enough to fuck your day up. beware of the sheeeeeen! sheen is like the voldemort that can't kill you by magic...but we don't know that. and look out for a blue honda element. if you see that, it may just be the last thing you see.
1. "RUN! IT'S SHEEEEEEEN!!!! HEAD FOR THE HILLS!!!"
2. "oh shit, sheen's home" "thatt'l fuck up your day man, sorry."
3. (verb) "son, never grow up to be a sheen."
by f@tc@ck69 July 1, 2009
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To sheen (verb) - to perform an action that people would generally consider bad while wanting to convince everyone else, and often yourself, the action was a great thing.

The word comes from the standard practices of the celebrity Charlie Sheen. His ability to convince himself that the downward spiral of his life is living life well, and his attempt to make others believe that the downward movement of his life is really a good thing is the inspiration of the word.
Usage - “He has to know that calling his boss bad names is a stupid thing to do, but he acts like it was great. He was just sheening.”

“I failed my test so I’ll have to sheen the whole episode when I tell my parents.”

"His life is a mess, but he's sheened it well."

How does one actually go about “sheening”? There are very particular strategies. Here is one a person can employ:

Person A: “do you really think it was wise to smoke that 7 grams of crack?”

Person B: exemplifying the perfect sheening strategy in the following reply: “Duh, winning.”
by dNatch March 13, 2011
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Sheene loves someone who also loves her. She's capable of loving someone so much yet everyone she love always leave her hurting. She always care for everyone especially her family, best friends and her special someone. She may be shy sometimes but that's her way of guarding her heart. She's smiling in front of everyone but no one sees she's hurting because she doesn't want anyone to be bother about her problems. Sheene is one of a kind, so if you find one, keep her at all cost.
Like a star from the sky, can be so high but not hard to love. Sheene always shines from high above.
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To get completely shit-housed blackout drunk; this may or may not include disorderly conduct, public urination, or public indecency. Term coined after the legend himself, Charlie Sheen.
"Holy shit Ariel, what the fuck are you saying? Are you sheened or something?"

"I M SEW DRRREE3333333NKADNFXVGEST89NDFBN!!!!!!!!!11111"

"Yeah you're sheened."

by Sharlie Cheen April 10, 2009
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(adjective) to be inebriated to a state of utter disrepair
Example: 1. Hey bro what are you doing this weekend?

2. I just heard that Tom is having a house party, we're going to get sheened out of our minds.
by imthefred March 10, 2011
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A 72 hour or more hooker, alcohol and blow extravaganza, sometimes ending in a hospital stay and/or death. Referencing the amazing behavior of the actor Charlie Sheen.
Oh, man, I was sheening like a total muthaf*^ker!
by Chef Mojo January 29, 2011
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A nod to Charlie Sheen. Basically, You've heard his story before, and you know you'll hear it again whether from him, or any other celebrity in general.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Char-
Person 2: Sheen it.

Bob knew Hollywood was desperate because he'd Sheen this happen before.
by Wingitt March 10, 2011
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