the definition of sheen is the human form of lucifer. sheen is only reffered to as a creature so feared and hated that rumor has it he climbed out of the deepest circles of hell to be among us. one who is "sheenlike" 's name is not spoken aloud, for fear of being smited down and/or pummeled into oblivion. whatever you do, always be on the lookout for sheen, because a sheen will definitely fuck your day up. and possibly your whole life. probably your whole life. just by existing, actually...just his presence is enough to fuck your day up. beware of the sheeeeeen! sheen is like the voldemort that can't kill you by magic...but we don't know that. and look out for a blue honda element. if you see that, it may just be the last thing you see.

1: Typical nerd of Chinese or Asian descent, characterised by very poor, broken English spoken with an incomprehesible accent; higher than average IQ; pants that are too high etc...

2: idiot, nerd, tool, moron, one who possesses overall gross lameness

Origin: French word for China (Chine)

(verb): an action or characterization(s) of oneself when on a few “Jeffery’s” to induce a full on cosmic-warlock-multi-dimensional-mind fucking good time. Which results in the restructuring of ones DNA?

Slang for cocaine as inspired by Charlie Sheen's coke binges.

Synonymous with HAM...to go hard like a total fucking rock star. Mainly white people go Sheen.

To freak out or act bizarre.