the definition of sheen is the human form of lucifer. sheen is only reffered to as a creature so feared and hated that rumor has it he climbed out of the deepest circles of hell to be among us. one who is "sheenlike" 's name is not spoken aloud, for fear of being smited down and/or pummeled into oblivion. whatever you do, always be on the lookout for sheen, because a sheen will definitely fuck your day up. and possibly your whole life. probably your whole life. just by existing, actually...just his presence is enough to fuck your day up. beware of the sheeeeeen! sheen is like the voldemort that can't kill you by magic...but we don't know that. and look out for a blue honda element. if you see that, it may just be the last thing you see.
2. "oh shit, sheen's home" "thatt'l fuck up your day man, sorry."
3. (verb) "son, never grow up to be a sheen."
by f@tc@ck69 June 30, 2009
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1: Typical nerd of Chinese or Asian descent, characterised by very poor, broken English spoken with an incomprehesible accent; higher than average IQ; pants that are too high etc...

2: idiot, nerd, tool, moron, one who possesses overall gross lameness

Origin: French word for China (Chine)
1:Fix your pants before you do my homework you sheen!

2:God Shane, stop being such a sheen!
by GHtool July 11, 2006
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(verb): an action or characterization(s) of oneself when on a few β€œJeffery’s” to induce a full on cosmic-warlock-multi-dimensional-mind fucking good time. Which results in the restructuring of ones DNA?
Yo last week we were all winning the situation! we had Multi-Jeffery’s mixed with medicinal/recreational accoutrement and what we’re calling the β€œEden pie” got us all fucking sheen.
by Styledogg March 22, 2011
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Slang for cocaine as inspired by Charlie Sheen's coke binges.
Yo man we goin out tonight?
F*CK YA! I just picked up some sheen!

Yo bro wipe your nose, you've got sheen on ya.

Hey boss you feelin ok?
HELL YA! I've been blowin lines of sheen all night!
by awo March 07, 2011
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Synonymous with HAM...to go hard like a total fucking rock star. Mainly white people go Sheen.
Hey dude did you book our hotel reservations?" "Yeah man! I got a suite so we can go Sheen up in the there
by Ocholo March 02, 2011
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