penis sheath

A term used for the vagina.

What can I say? I needed my penis sheath.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

sausage sheath

Another word for a condom

You better have a sausage sheath when you go over to her house tonight.

by Johnnyjackingjizzwizzard January 6, 2018

Sheath lesbian

Lesbian with a vagina, paired with a sword lesbian, one with a penis.

I went to "Agloe" last night. I've met amazing girl, curvacious, sweet, funny...
Sis, but how she feels about your dick?
We talked, she disclosed she's a sheath lesbian.

by Twirling_Alpaca_2137 March 10, 2022

Pickle Sheath

Endearing term for the loved one that frequently sheaths your pickle, sharpens the sword, peels the banana, jerking my gherkin.

Goodnight my pickle sheath. I'll see you tomorrow.

by shaftzilla May 10, 2023

Squid Sheath

When you slide your penis into a raw squid tube and feverishly masturbate. Post nut the squid tube can be discarded or sliced into rings and fried for some delicious calamari.

The squid tubes at the seafood counter looked extra slimy so I bought 3 for a little squid sheath action.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2018

dick sheath

1) a girl, mostly hot ones, you have already had or just want to have sex with.
2) the above, sometimes in a derogatory context.

Jessica is so hot. She's kind of dumb, not a good girlfriend, but she makes a damn fine dick sheath.

by ammali October 1, 2009

saber sheath

n. 1) fencing term; a cover for one's sword.

2) a sexual euphemism.

En garde! Prepare to defend yourself Madame as I am about to slip off my saber sheath ... or slip it on. It is your choice.

by gnostic1 July 29, 2011