SHAT THE BED 

WHEN SOMETHING GOES TERRIBLY TERRIBLY WRONG, OR BREAKS. USUALLY RUINS YOUR ENTIRE DAY AND MAY CAUSE SOME PEOPLE TO UNCONTROLLABLY SHIT THEIR PANTS.

TOM: WHERES YOUR BIKE?

ISHKEBIBEL: THE FUKIN THING SHAT THE BED LAST NIGHT, CAUSING ME TO DEFECATE IN MY PANTALOONS.

SHAT THE BED by WONDERBREAD AKA WHITE CHOCOLAT September 26, 2008

shat the bed 

a slang phrase that is often used to mean 'woke up early', the reasoning being that if you shat the bed you would get out of it asap.

-'shat the bed'?
-'nah couldnt sleep'

shat the bed by Lucys_Drowning October 20, 2008

Shat the bed 

To got up really early in the morning much earlier than you ususally would.

Man I Shat the bed today. I had to get up at 6am to catch the plane.

Shat the bed by Jaber the hut October 24, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004