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shartage 

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.
"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.
shartage by shartage_fan September 8, 2010

Shortsfag 

Just a typical person that browses youtube shorts daily. They are mentally retarded faggots that use phrases like "Only in Ohio", "💀", "Bozo", "ratio", "L or W" and some retarded overused porn jokes. They have an IQ of 10 and freak out when discovering new things as if they were the first ever invented object. They usually are disrespectful enough to make fun of a friendly elder and calling him "Ohio Creature", sometimes when you tell them that it's overused they would screech at you saying that it's sarcastic or shit. They are somewhat related to tiktoktards and normalfag.
Shortsfag user: BRO SAID I LOVE PENIS 💀💀 Edit: Mom im famous
Person: Can you shut the fuck up with your skull emojis and the edit? Seriously you are overusing this stuff
Shortsfag user: L+Ratio+Bozo+U fell off
Shortsfag by lones54 December 7, 2022

Shareshagged 

Shareshagged

Shareshagged- Verb (past tense)

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Share - when someone passes something on
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Shag - British for 'making love'
= Shareshagged

A groovy word to say when:

Someone shares all your content (e.g. images/music/videos/writing) on the Internet in a frenzy.
It makes you feel they are making a statement of intent that they like you!
As every single one of George's posts got re-shared by the same person, he felt shareshagged!
Shareshagged by MartinSherv October 11, 2012

Shareshagged redemption 

Shareshagged Redemption

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Shareshagged is when:
Someone shares all your content (e.g. images/music/videos/writing) on the Internet in a frenzy.

It makes you feel they are making a statement of intent that they like you!
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Redemption: Being saved/forgiven

=Shareshagged Redemption

A groovy word to say when:

You forgive the person who shareshagged you.
Even though Patrik was hit by multiple shares on his memes, he considered the kindest move was shareshagged redemption.

Shartstache 

The product of one person sharting on another person's upper lip.
I'm going to give you a shartstache while you sleep!
Shartstache by Spam23 July 7, 2010

Shartwagon 

Verbe: The act of farting in an inescapable enclosed area. (i.e. an elevator, or car in motion)

Noun: An alternate term for a Douchebag
1) I just turned this elevator into a shartwagon ride to the penthouse

2) Its gonna be a long ride to the jam-basket in this shartwagon.

2) You are such a Shartwagon
Shartwagon by Shartwagon September 2, 2010