sharp spoon

A sharp spoon is a person of slow wit and reaction time. The last person to laugh when a joke is told or a person whose only comeback to any sort of jest is to spout forth "cunt" "fuckhead" and "oh yeah c'mon then!" is a sharp spoon.

Once again Timothy was the last to laugh at the joke...

"You didnt get the joke did you Timothy? Fuck, you're a real sharp spoon are'nt you?"

sharp spoon by Dan_The_Man December 30, 2004

sharp as a spoon 

a person who is not too clever

your as sharp as a spoon

sharp as a spoon by mob January 13, 2004

spoon shark 

A person who slams methamphetamines.

Your mom called they want their spoon shark back.

spoon shark by cranksterman February 7, 2006

sharppooner 

When her back is on the bed you put her in a sharpshooter hold knocking her out to make the orgasm better for you all while still having your dick in her vagina

Jeff: Hey man did you hit up Jessica last night? Dan: Yeah, I knocked her out by putting her in a sharppooner

sharppooner by Sitykid5 January 6, 2016