the most bushiest movie of all time. sharks that growl like tigers, strange random people with horns (or a huge pimple), random church scenes, people driving ski-doo's into sharks mouths, most one line cheesy lines of all time, words that don't match the actors mouths, pictures that crop your finger from the shot automatically, telling people not to do sexy things 5000 feet in the ocean, boats with infinite full throttle, the most epic use of the word shit, fake stock footage, random sex scenes (fishing for marlin????), subs with Nintendo controllers and can launch torpedoes somehow that magically detach from the ship.
actual quote in shark attack 3:
girl-im exhausted
guy- yea me too but you know i'm really wired. whatdoya say i take you home and eat your pussy?
cut to sex shower scene...
girl-im exhausted
guy- yea me too but you know i'm really wired. whatdoya say i take you home and eat your pussy?
cut to sex shower scene...
by datdick May 26, 2011
A practical joke in which an individual confronts another person from behind in a body of water, pulling down their pants, and thrusting viciously while the victim screams in terror.
In commemoration of Shark Week.
In commemoration of Shark Week.
Kelly was minding her own business in the community pool when suddenly Austin gave her a Shark Attack in front of everyone.
Dude 1: Hey, why was Kevin so mad at you today?
Dude 2: Nothin' much. I just gave him a Shark attack in front of his girlfriend and he whined like a little sissy.
Dude 1: Not cool dude, yet very cool at the same time!
Dude 2: Word.
Dude 1: Hey, why was Kevin so mad at you today?
Dude 2: Nothin' much. I just gave him a Shark attack in front of his girlfriend and he whined like a little sissy.
Dude 1: Not cool dude, yet very cool at the same time!
Dude 2: Word.
by herocheetah191 August 6, 2010
by plantismantis January 13, 2023
limited edition shark attack dale now comes withj a special penis like projectile tool for taking out his enemies. Can be fastened to ones head!!
by tom-o May 8, 2003
by Greek island August 29, 2015
When a man uses a suction dildo and attaches it to his wait and fucks a woman with it and his own cock, then yells "Shark Attack" coined by Nicolas Contreras, James Martagon and Danielle Schintgen.
by cream_corn July 24, 2019
When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.
by coffeyman January 30, 2011