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Shank the wank

The act of trying to repeatedly trying to stab another mans penis and balls, while in the process yelling "shank the wank!"
"Ouuch!" "What happened logan?" "Seth just shanked my wank!" Shank the wank
by AkooDaKillerToy December 13, 2017
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Wank the Shank

When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.
Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, you”ll be the person cleaning it up.
by Rianon May 6, 2018
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The Wank That Stank

A book about Adam
The Wank That Stank is critically acclaimed as a New York Timers Best Seller and Owashomee, North Dakota.
by vector's 12 inch schlong February 26, 2023
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