"Hey did you hear that Discourse doesn't use meso gear?"
"Damn he's in shambles"
by downwithkeddie January 13, 2022
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A state of sufferge that must be endured, there are little things that can free you from “The Shambles” but there are periods of relief
She cheated on me, I just can’t escape The Shambles.
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A word, when called, nullifies a previous shotgun call, and immediately enters the "shotgun"-caller and the "shambles"-caller into a best-two-out-of-three paper-rock-scissors match, winner receiving the shotgun seat.

NOTE: "Shambles" may be avoided by modifying the "shotgun" call to "shotgun-no-shambles".
"Shotgun!"
"Shambles."
(paper-rock-scissors match ensues)

(or)

"Shotgun, No Shambles."
"You win."
by wfu demon deacons February 2, 2007
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Pronunciation: Sham-bull
Other Uses: Shambling ; Shambled ; Shambly

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Shamble - General Verb

1. To have a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambl-ing - Present Verb

1. To be having a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambled - Past Tense Verb

1. To have been a previous part of a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Shambly - Adverb

1. To feel that you need to have a non existing intercourse with a homosexual of your gender. Followed by real intercourse.

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Goes out to my bud Kenny (We are not gay.)
Homo 1: Oh Oh that hurts!!
Homo 2: WTF I'm not even doing anything yet!
Homo 1: Shamble me good!!
Homo 2: (Very Confused) W..T..F..???
Homo 1: Dude, you don't get it.. We're shambling!
Homo 2: (Still Confused) Okay lets do this thing! (Reaches for partner's genitals)
Homo 1: WOW THAT'S TOO FAR!!
Homo 2: (SLAP) SHUT UP !
Homo 1: I like that.
Homo 2: Shamble me good.... (Pulls out whipped cream)
Homo 1: What about the entree? ;)
by iKrazy January 16, 2009
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In reference to "in shambles" ; everything is falling apart
"This is a shambly mess!"
"Reid, shambly is a real word!"
"That slawcat is a shambly mess!"
by aintnothing7 November 23, 2014
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Your money is Shambles compared to Filiz
by Anonymous Influence December 12, 2003
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The Leicester City FC soccer player, Jamie Vardy, considered the fact that the team's manager got fired after a loss as absolute shambles.
by Light_Soul March 26, 2017
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