sh-andy

A shandy, which is half lager and half Sprite (or 7-Up), but with ginger ale instead of Sprite.

I barkeep - I would like a sh-andy. Yes - the one with Ginger Ale instead of Sprite. Thanks!

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cock shandy

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis

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another word for wank, usually by a crack whore for a packet of biscuits

How much is handy shandy?

Dunno, your mom gives them for free... slut

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n. a wank

synonyms: five knuckle shuffle, hand to gland combat, a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

Colleague A: Where's Paul gone?
Colleague B: Off for a hand shandy I bet.

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A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.

I was so pissed last night, I could only get a boner shandy even though she was a worldie

Boner shandy by Dojo_Media September 18, 2019

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A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

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Oh Gladys Dont wait up for me I'm off for a hand shandy

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