sex vampire

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a man/woman who becomes addicted to sex similar to how a vampire craves blood.

Dude: My new girlfriend is such a sex vampire. She can't get enough of this cock.

Chic: My boyfriend is such a sex vampire...kind of a reverse Edward Cullen...but i can dig.

sex vampire by blocpartychic July 13, 2010

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Vampire Sex

A type of sex that involves very violent movements and intense, chaotic actions. Key indicators that vampire sex has taken place would be bruises on the girl, bite marks on nearby pillows, the headboard, or possibly even the mattress.

Diane saw the pillow torn in several places and her roommate's arms bruised badly. She assumed Gary was over last night and had wicked Vampire Sex.

Vampire Sex by Seagulls are slightly better June 12, 2009

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vampire sex

the act of eating a girl out while she is on her period

i was getting eaten out while on my period and he felt like a vampire. vampire sex

vampire sex by krystalxbabi November 23, 2010

Vampire Sex

Vampire Sex: When a vampire loves a woman... he first tries missionary... unable to secrete any bodily fluids, being undead and all. He tries to perform oral sex... Frustrated by lack of sexual gratification, the vampire bites the shit out of the woman until she represents ground sausage. Then the vampire is satisfied.

Vampire Sex by psychedeillusions July 6, 2010

vampire sex

When a boy vampire and a girl vampire have sex when the girl is on her period.

Vampires have vampire sex. Mmmm, the blood!

vampire sex by haxx0rfish April 2, 2007

Hot Vampire Sex

What happens in the Book 4 of the twilight series where Edward and Bella have hot vampire sex. But apparently since there vampires they can keep going and going and going... and nothing's stopping them except there will.

Me:S'up-
Girl: FFFFFFFF, DID YOU KNOW THAT IN THE LAST BOOK OF TWILIGHT BELLA AND EDWARD HAVE HOT VAMPIRE SEX!?
Me:...what the hell...

Hot Vampire Sex by Alex the Chao October 9, 2009

Vampire sex

When you’re having sex and your blood is being sucked. Could be by a human or vampire.

Kevin: yogurt me and Jess had hard vampire sex last night

gurt: you sucked her blood

Kevin: yeah dude. I’m a vampire???

gurt: oh right.

Vampire sex by jansvamo December 7, 2025

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026