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GIANT SEX TOWER 

5 girls (or more) 1 guy in the middle, semen everywhere.

Only available in japan.

IF YOU DO THIS YOURE AWESOME
guy: lets have a GIANT SEX TOWER

girls: ok
GIANT SEX TOWER by IAMGOD! February 5, 2010

Sex Towel 

A large towel laid on top of bed sheets, designed for the sole purpose of having sex on, reducing the chance of soiling the bed sheets with bodily secretions.
Girl: Wait! Not yet. Let's get the sex towel.
Sex Towel by BullygirlO April 26, 2020

Sex Towel 

A towel the size of a large hand towel that you keep handy to absorb "after sex" secretions. A towel that women use after sex to catch semen falling out of their vagina.
Man, after sex with Paul I always have semen dripping down my leg so I have to make sure I have a sex towel handy to clean up.
Sex Towel by JDS-Boston January 13, 2009

sex towel 

the towel stolen out of your roomates laundry to wipe off after sex. usually dark in color to avoid detection.
girl: ew you nutted on my belly
guy: shoulda been your face
girl: you're gross. get me the sex towel

<guy grabs towel from roomates dirty laundry and throws it to her>

<girl cleans herself>
sex towel by sneakskeeter February 23, 2009

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me 

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me
My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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