Her: I'm on my period but really horny, want to have jam sex?
Cool partner: Sure.

Her: I'm on my period but really horny, want to have jam sex?
Uncool partner: Ew, gross.

jam sex by baileysinashoe January 16, 2017

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Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

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Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap

my theory is that (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) isn't working on (ANALOG HORROR) because (SEXUAL REASON)!!! surely this wont make every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable!
(makes every (ANALOG HORROR) fan uncomfortable)
GRR... HOW DARE THESE PEOPLE GET UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I SEXUALIZE (ANALOG HORROR CREATOR) FOR NOT WORKING ON (ANALOG HORROR)!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY WILL LET ME SEXUALIZE MINORS!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO REACT!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap is WEIRD!!!

Sex addicted jamesy jerking off to crap by 1willwoodfan0 May 29, 2023

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Jamaican Sex

When you and your girl put hot chili juice on your dick and in her pussy and then go in raw while it stings like hell and you both are in so much pain.

David: "How was your night with sophie?" Kyle: Dude it was great, we had Jamaican Sex together and it hurt like hell but it was the greatest night of my life"

Jamaican Sex by SgtJuggles November 22, 2022

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