sew it up

sew up your pussy and be a man. from LSU lacrosse

pussy: im afraid i might get hurt.

badass: damn dude, you need to sew it up and be a man

by frediopolis July 11, 2006

sewed up

To have under control with complete confidence. Synonymous with the phrase "Got it in the Bag".

Remy: Yo Fetty, you really think you can pick up that bih tonight?

Fetty: Fasho bro, I got this sewed up dog.

Remy: Let's go nigga, bet it.

by D.R.E September 17, 2015

sewed up

it means to have something together.

"and i got this sewed up." Fetty Wap - 679

by franklinhead August 29, 2015

got that sewed up

The absolute guarantee that you're going to get laid.

Jerome got that sewed up with janice tonight.

by Leonardwashington October 2, 2015

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

bulls ass sewed up with a grape vine

a very old fashioned way of saying half ass. when you do something with no consideration for how it is done.

That Shit Looks Like A Bulls Ass Sewed Up With A Grape Vine

by Butterbean85 February 17, 2009

looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 7, 2020