sept 25

national trade hoodies for scrunchies with your gf/bf or crush day

boy: hey it’s sept 25
crush: yeah and?
boy: can we trade your scrunchie for my hoodie?
crush: sure :)

by iaintneverseentwoprettybesties November 8, 2020

Sept 24th

Sept 24th is the day the smartest, most beautiful, sweetest and nicest people are born. I may not know all of them but I do know one and she has all the qualities described above

today is Sept 24th , you know what that means....

by i_am_your_one.and.only_jake November 24, 2021

septed fool

A phrase coined by Mike Church (the Ambition guy, not the radio dude) to denote an utterly stupid person. Comes from sept; to be septed is to lose one's significant other to another dude.

George Dubya is one wack-ass septed fool, yo!

by Phun Purson October 28, 2004

Sept 12

National kiss Ur crush day

Hey it's Sept 12 have u kissed Ur crush yet

by Not penis 123 September 12, 2021

sept 30

September 30th is Linthon Day. It's the day that Lindsay & Anthony got married and Linthon was born into the world.

"Is it Sept 30??"
"Oooooh shit, it's Linthon Day!!!!"

"Aw man, what are we doing for Linthon Day this year?"
"Let's get wasted!"

by lchic March 30, 2017

Sept 24th

Sneak away from your rube of a fiance and fuck a retard at work.

I have 5 kids but my fiance is a fuck. So, I'm going to pick up a shift out of town and fuck a retard because it's Sept 24th and I'm a whore.

by Hym Iam September 25, 2020

Cinq à sept

Pronounced "sank-ah-set", literally means "five to seven".

Cinq à sept is a French term for a visit to one's mistress...Cute name for stuff you do discreetly with someone other than your spouse between five and seven o'clock so no one notices...

Colleague: Hey James why are you in a hurry to leave work?

James: I have a cinq à sept with a bitch ha!

Colleague: You have a mistress!! Unbelievable...Well, have a good cinq à sept!

James: Yeah! (kick in the balls)

by free69 August 16, 2009