Sensession

To chill out, blaze some weed, listen to music then bang (fornicate). After banging blaze again and bang again but you can not use the same position as the 1st bang session unless it’s doggy style.

Last night I had a sensession with CJ, she texted me the next day it hurt when she sat down.

Sensession by The Man Child March 25, 2019

secessionist 

A person who isn't happy with the established order and is obsessed with revisiting a time when they imagine life was better. Often relating to Jacobean times when Scots believed the Stuarts promised nirvana and a utopian ideal. Currently the Stuarts have been replaced by Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP.

The secessionists reckon anyone who disputes their cause is a mere quisling, a misguided twat.

secessionist by Scotty13 August 9, 2015

secession 

The act of removing oneself from a group, to secede.

Southerners advocated secession from the Union.

secession by Xeno July 22, 2004

snession 

sneeze + session
When a person sneezes multiple times in a row. Can be measured either in time or number of sneezes.

My roommate always has snessions of seven sneezes in a row.
During allergy season, my snessions can last a solid minute.

snession by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013

Sexcession 

To ascend or suceed in power through sexual acts.

Of course he got promoted before me, he has been blowing the boss for weeks. It was a clear matter of sexcession.

Sexcession by renogolem January 29, 2009

sebsession 

when someone (particularly a female by the name of sio) has a massive crush on someone by the name of Sebastian

“i can’t get over my sebsession”

sebsession by coconut oil November 20, 2020

Texas Secession 

An idea that only a dipshit would support. Right now, Texas is still an economic powerhouse, unlike most of the other states. Some people fear Obama's increased taxes, as if it would ruin our economy, so they bring up the idea of seceding. This is pretty stupid. Texas would have to make their own versions of necessary federal programs, all of the fortune 500 companies in Texas would move to another state, and the US would embargo everything from Texas. I could go on and on about this, but in short: Texas secession would be a blow to the balls for Texas, and a blow to the balls for America as well. Isn't it funny how people think Texas could secede because Texas willfully chose to be a U.S. state in 1845, but nobody considers secession for any other state?

I live in Texas, a very diverse state with over 25 million residents. 90% of us understand that Texas secession is a terrible idea. Please, ignore the minority of dipshits. Sam Houston frowns upon them.

Texas Secession by dirty_frank July 22, 2009