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senior citizen

A class of people who hold the wisdom of the world. They are often seen giving advice to idiot kids who always refuse to follow it and then end up falling on their faces before the figure out that with age comes a bit of wisdom.
The senior citizen told the teen to pull up his belt and stop showing your nasty booty, or you'll never get a job.
senior citizen by Rhumba Girl September 13, 2010

senior citizen

A person who lacks basic motor skills and the ability to hear, drive, stand up straight, walk, think clearly, or provide basic financial support for him/her self. Suffers from TMB.
Damn, that retarded kid sure acts a lot like a senior citizen.
senior citizen by Nick D September 25, 2003

Senior citizen

When a person places their hand in a bowl of water thus allowing it to become wrinkly before they proceed to masturbate.
After watching Cocoon 1 & 2, Siskel & Ebert felt that the gaiety of the subject matter expressed throughout the film was well deserving of more than a two thumbs up but, a five finger Senior citizen.
Senior citizen by ramonymone February 1, 2009

senior citizen

Senior citizens get discounts whenever they go to the movies.

senior citizen

El-Der-LEE
I am sooo old.. I am El-Der-LEE!!
senior citizen by Russ October 27, 2003

Senior citizen sandwich 

GUY 1: so how was bingo last night?

GUY 2: Awesome I brought home two hot GILFs and I got myself in the middle of a senior citizen sandwich!