The speaker “half doomed” and the other person “semi-sweet” insinuates that although separately they’re only halves of a whole, together they complete each other.
When the affected person’s blood pressure drops and blood sugar spikes due to the inability to acquire a meal with a high sugar content directly after their savoury main meal. Sumsweetitis affects 1 in every 15 people. There has not been a cure found for this condition yet. However, if not treated the
symptoms include: migraines, high bp, sour tongue, low levels of happiness & loss of vision
I just ate a steak and have sumsweetitis, if I do not get an ice cream soon I might pass out!
My aunty has Sumsweetitis and that’s why she keeps a bag of haribos with her everywhere she goes
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'