Selfish Bitch

Common names for selfish bitches are: Kate, Katie, Alex and most commonly, Eileen. Selfish bitches are always at the centre of trouble and will break their necks to hurt someone else. Selfish bitches have alot of enemies and use their friends for things they may need. Selfish Bitches usually slyly escape punishment and make there-self look like the victim. Selfish bitches will hurt their family and lie to them if it gets them what they want. Selfish Bitches stop at nothing to hurt their enemy. Selfish Bitches are fat,smelly, ugly bitches and are hated by everyone, probably including their family!

Person1: Wow! That womans fat ugly and smelly! Is that Eileen?
Person2: Yeah, shes such a fat,selfish bitch!

Selfish Bitch by Anonymous 12345678910000000 July 27, 2012

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selfish bitch

An accusation made by someone who doesn't get what they want, usually after causing a scene but before leaving abruptly.

Fuck you, selfish bitch! (SLAM!)

selfish bitch by justiferous November 11, 2010

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He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded by Beam beam coming home June 18, 2023

kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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