Selfish Bitch

Common names for selfish bitches are: Kate, Katie, Alex and most commonly, Eileen. Selfish bitches are always at the centre of trouble and will break their necks to hurt someone else. Selfish bitches have alot of enemies and use their friends for things they may need. Selfish Bitches usually slyly escape punishment and make there-self look like the victim. Selfish bitches will hurt their family and lie to them if it gets them what they want. Selfish Bitches stop at nothing to hurt their enemy. Selfish Bitches are fat,smelly, ugly bitches and are hated by everyone, probably including their family!

Person1: Wow! That womans fat ugly and smelly! Is that Eileen?
Person2: Yeah, shes such a fat,selfish bitch!

Selfish Bitch by Anonymous 12345678910000000 July 27, 2012

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selfish bitch

An accusation made by someone who doesn't get what they want, usually after causing a scene but before leaving abruptly.

Fuck you, selfish bitch! (SLAM!)

selfish bitch by justiferous November 11, 2010

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He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded by Beam beam coming home June 18, 2023

breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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