when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.
Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit
Haley: oh really?
Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!
Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
Haley: oh really?
Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!
Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
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A group of people who seat themselves at a table in a restaurant where a host or hostess is meant to seat you, thereby causing an inconvenience to the wait staff. Can also be "self-seater" singular for one person.
"Oh, there's some self-seaters on the patio, how annoying".
"Who sat those people there?" "Nobody, they are self-seaters "
"Who sat those people there?" "Nobody, they are self-seaters "
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Roddy: "Yea but I hear he's doing so much better that you, has so much more money now, his own house, car and gf whilst your just still a drug using, child touching little tramp!"
*snap!* the rubber band takes out its next victim!!
The third person is a Selfhealer"
(also the name of a song by an obscure Scottish band called "Idlewild" fronted by "Roddy Woomble".
Great name or what!
Roddy: "Yea but I hear he's doing so much better that you, has so much more money now, his own house, car and gf whilst your just still a drug using, child touching little tramp!"
*snap!* the rubber band takes out its next victim!!
The third person is a Selfhealer"
(also the name of a song by an obscure Scottish band called "Idlewild" fronted by "Roddy Woomble".
Great name or what!
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