self sealer 

when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.

Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit

Haley: oh really?

Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!

Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.

self sealer by golddustskies September 25, 2013

self-seller

A euphamism soccer moms use to insult prostitutes

Those damn self-sellers walk the streets at night trying to fuck our men

self-seller by scraightscreet July 15, 2010

self-seaters

A group of people who seat themselves at a table in a restaurant where a host or hostess is meant to seat you, thereby causing an inconvenience to the wait staff. Can also be "self-seater" singular for one person.

"Oh, there's some self-seaters on the patio, how annoying".

"Who sat those people there?" "Nobody, they are self-seaters "

self-seaters by Peoplewholikejamillas June 3, 2017

selfhealer 

A God that cannot be destroyed, a rubber band man that just bounces back

Phillip Melling: "That guy is a cock! Snork!!"

Roddy: "Yea but I hear he's doing so much better that you, has so much more money now, his own house, car and gf whilst your just still a drug using, child touching little tramp!"

*snap!* the rubber band takes out its next victim!!
The third person is a Selfhealer"

(also the name of a song by an obscure Scottish band called "Idlewild" fronted by "Roddy Woomble".
Great name or what!

selfhealer by selfhealer February 13, 2010