Selectivist 

A person who only advocates political causes when it involves them

Did you see Magartu at the rally?

Yeah I did but I don’t buy it, she’s a selectivist

Selectivist by Wetsuweten July 23, 2020

Political-Selectivism

One who has selective hearing, attitudes, opinions and biases toward a political party or candidate with disregard of actual facts.

It’s unfortunate that the political-selectivism of many in this country has led to blind allegiance based on emotion.

Political-Selectivism by Hoosier_Scooter September 28, 2018

slactivist 

One who feels a need to be politically active, but doesn't quite know how and thereby jumps on the nearest bandwagon cause.

When Jenny arrived at University in the big city, she quickly realized the world was much bigger than (insert annonymous hick town). She figured she oughta live up to the University student cliche of protesting something, anything and found the guy behind the "down with the WTO" table very cute. She signed up immediately.

slactivist by napoleon in rags December 10, 2003

slactivist 

a person who strives to appear politically active while actually understanding little and contributing nothing to the cause.

Bob liked to drive his SUV to the anti-war rallies becaause he loved the chanting.

slactivist by Dr. Octopus December 18, 2002

Dessert Selectivity 

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

Dessert Selectivity by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

Selectivesexual

Somebody who isn't attracted to anybody or anything sexually, romantically, or emotionally until some(noun) meets their standards. There are multiple types of selectivesexuality, such as General Selectivesexuality (only has standards for humans and the human genders), or Omniselectivesexuality (would be okay with being attracted to any(noun), as long as they met their standards.

Eros: So, you can like girls, am I right?
Jeremy: Yes.
Eros: And you can also like boys, is that correct?
Jeremy: Yes it is.
Eros: So you're bi
Jeremy: No, I'm Selectivesexual. There's a difference.

Selectivesexual by The_Thot_Whisperer420 June 26, 2017

selectives 

only replying to a selected few people, mainly on snapchat

'streaks selectives' = streaks only replying to a few

selectives by daisymcxlean March 6, 2018