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Sele is a small dwarf who lives in Micronesia and has one Shmoto. He tends to scratch his ass an shets all over the place. Usually wears the same thing everyday which is a pink G-String with one fat shit stain. They normally have Boyfriends named Fabian or Richard. They like to shoot Samoan porn and shower with there Braddahs
Dude is that your friend over there ? Dude he’s such a Sele
Sele by - Glaz November 2, 2019
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Sele School 

Biggest shithole in Hertford. Full of poverty and children stuck talking in 3 year old memes. Everyone there says it's brilliant but they probably had guns in their mouths. Would not recommend
The guy goes to Sele School
Sele School by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023
The nickname for the famous Costa Rican National Soccer team!
Every Costa Rican child's dream is to play for La Sele and wear it's colors boldly and proud!
La Sele by Papero December 27, 2008
A shitty scumbag of a school. They say they deal with bullying, no they dont. They say they have a good reputation, no they dont. They say 2nd best isnt good enough..99th is the highest they will get.
you go to The Sele, get away you sket
The Sele by poooooo:) November 22, 2011

Selena Quintanilla 

Selena is a Latin icon that tragically died at the age of 23 due to her murder. She was murdered by her manager/best friend on March 31, 1995 at the age of 23. Selena was a caring, kind, humble, and electric person. She had powerful vocals, good moves, and an amazing interaction with her crowd. She was the Britney Spears of Latin music back then and to this day is not forgotten. In 1997 a film was released, titled "Selena", and J Lo portrayed Selena. Selena's first language was English but later on, she started her career in Latin music and saw major success. She never ignored her Latin roots and never said no to a fan asking for an autograph. She never forgot where she came from. Her murder sent shock waves around the world and she will never be forgotten. Unfortunately, she never got to see the success of her English album because of her death. Her songs "Dreaming of You" and "I Could Fall in Love" peaked on the English billboard charts. MAC Cosmetics is also deciding to release a Selena line of makeup in her memory. Selena will always be remembered and kept in our hearts forever.
Selena Quintanilla by MeanBeanMachine September 6, 2016

Selective Social Distancing 

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life
After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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