sebriding

The act of schmeatriding (i.e. the riding of one's schmeat) performed on someone named Sebastian, typically undertaken by someone named William Goo.

Dear Lord, I did not realize it was possible for the Goopster (Will) to be sebriding so hard.

Man, I wish a girl would ride my schmeat as hard as Will is sebriding right now.

All my homies love some good sebriding.

sebriding by perry_da_platypus April 25, 2023

striding the crystal summit 

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

striding the crystal summit by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

Sebring 

I shit hole town in north east ohio roughly 1 square mile that makes its income from pizza shops, bars and churches. Has an awful poser music scene and the worst football team ever. Most of the people born there are doomed to dwell there for life and most likely join the volunteer fire department.

Did we just pass Sebring?

Sebring by Joe James June 1, 2006

Sebring 

a small town in highlands county florida

it's a really boring place filled with old people. the main attraction is practically walmart. the mall SUCKS

people who live there either get end up staying there cause theyre boring. but the smart ones leave as soon as they can.

they have talented cheerleaders but thats about it. the other athletics arent that great.

oh and the selection isnt good at all. no point in finding a soul mate there.

-"Wow I hate our town"

-"Nah man be happy we dont live in Sebring. i hear its even worse over there"

Sebring by sebring hater October 8, 2011

Chrysler Sebring (2 door) 

The only Sebrings that Chrysler made, that were actually good. Starting in 1995 and ending in 2005, these select few were the only nice thing to ever have the name Sebring on it.

No, its actually nice, its a Chrysler Sebring (2 door)

Chrysler Sebring (2 door) by Captain Mopar May 11, 2011

Sebring McKinley High School 

A small high school in NE Ohio with an average graduating class around 40. Full of cliques. People acknowledged as friends will stab you in the back and try to turn everyone else against you. All it consists of is drama, 24/7. People always trying to find another way to bash on other people. State Champion worthy cheerleading squad. Smallest band ever. A football team that's not known for having winning seasons. Baseball and softball teams no one ever knows about and a basketball team that is only known because of their student section, which tends to get rowdy every other game. A school most students claim they will never return to but are there the year following their graduation to either visit teachers, or creep on underclassmen.

I went to Sebring McKinley High School

Where the hell is that?

Sebring McKinley High School by 1sqmile March 13, 2011

Mid-Striding 

The act of interrupting a drunken friend in the middle of sex, on the grounds that the person who they are sexing is extremely unattractive. The act is meant to be both shocking and sobering, in hopes that the friend will realize the ugliness of the (fe)male in their bed. Commonly involves kicking in the door and posing in the popular Heisman trophy pose.

"Dude Josh was so wasted last night he brought home a straight 4." - Matt
"Terrible, what happened?" - Alex
"I kicked in the door and mid-strided him, he got the message and kicked the donkey outta bed." -Matt
"Mid-striding is essential to a healthy friendship... AND healthy sexual stamdards." - Alex

Mid-Striding by DeeDub140 June 22, 2011