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Sebastian's Lucky dip 

The sexual act of inserting a random item into one's anus and challenging a lover or family member to guess and then remove the mysterious item.
I really hit the Sebastian's lucky dip jackpot last Sunday, A used condom three wedding rings and a fortune cookie

Sebastian’s Law 

The act of only flirting with girls that are in a relationship
‘Bro she has a boyfriend
‘Who cares, I only live by Sebastians Law’

Sebastian's Parents 

Those types of parents that won't let you get a day off of school. Even though you would have a soar throat, feeling dizzy, or feeling like you're about to throw up. You still won't get a day off of school.
"Yo man, I'm not feeling well today, but you know I have Sebastian's Parents, so i have to stay here."
"Feelsbadman"
Sebastian's Parents by Sebek01b October 23, 2017

Sebastian’s wife

it’s @scrletwidow obv😏 who else would it be✨
scrletwidow is Sebastians wife

St. Sebastian's

A Catholic, all-boys, Independednt League School In Needham, MA. While many make fun of Seb's kids for being arrogant and full of themselves, that's more of the Independent School stereotype, as most Seb's kids do not fit into this category, and realize that they do not own the world.
The kids at St. Sebastian's keep to themselves, and are not as preppy and arrogant as kids at other Independent Schools. If you actually knew Seb's kids and didn't just repeat a stupid thought from someone else, you'd know that.
St. Sebastian's by StSebsKid April 21, 2009

Sebastian Starr's Rizz

The act of whispering into a voice message and stating the phrases (below) to an absolute munter whale flabby cunt of a slag.
"What are you wearing?"

"I want to fuck you in your tight arse hole"
"I want to see you in your pyjama bottoms"
"I'll let you peg me"
These are examples of Sebastian Starr's Rizz