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Seattle Snorkeler 

Take one end of a snorkel and put it in the girls pussy. Take the other end and cum in it and blow into it.
Sp33dy- Wanna Seattle Snorkeler
Random Girl- WTF IS THAT
Seattle Snorkeler by tom sawww August 11, 2012

Seattle Snorkeler 

When in the shower, one person puts the breathing end of the snorkel into their mouth. The other person shoves the other end into their rectum and shits in the snorkel.
Can be done in human centipede form.
Bonus points if you're both wearing goggles.
KYR SP33DY and The Crew's favorite late night activity.
My girlfriend and I like it hot and kinky. Since we just got a new hot water heater, we decided to try a Seattle Snorkeler.
Seattle Snorkeler by Shortstak6 November 11, 2012

Seattle Snorkeler 

A woman jerks off a man into the end of a snorkel until a substantial amount of semen is stuck there. He then sticks the snorkel into her vagina/anus. He blows into the mouthpiece of the snorkel very hard so the cum gets launched into the vagina/anus.
Me: Me and my bitch did a Seattle Snorkeler last night.
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower
Seattle Snorkeler by Braynwayv July 20, 2012

seatle snorkler 

To eat a girls pussy under water while wereing a snorkler
Last night i gave a girl a seatle snorkler
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